May 2013
5 tags
machinationsofanenigma:
HEY KAZUO WHAT AM I NOW?
UHH STUPID?
NO I’M THE XBOX ONE!
WHATS THE DIFFERENCE?
kriemhild-gretchen:
it’s funny how madoka thinks her pink ribbons are too flashy like girl your hair is fucking pink
Anonymous asked: black and yellow black and yellow black and yellow
followers, what do you want to know?
Purple: 10 facts about my room
Blue: 9 facts about my family
Green: 8 facts about my body
Yellow: 7 facts about my childhood
Orange: 6 facts about my home town
Red: 5 facts about my best friend
Pink: 4 facts about my parents
White: 3 facts about my personality
Grey: 2 facts about my favorite things
Black: 1 fact about the person I like
OOH DO THIS
DO ITTTT
narcissistic internet slot machine: Europe in May →
jarl-ulfric:
London: Machete wielding Muslim butchers soldier. People lament the death. The Left denounce the consequent protest against Islamic brutality.
Stockholm: Machete wielding Muslim shot by police before the opportunity arises to butcher anyone. People lament the death. Muslims…
diarrefpuckhookyplay-em-offs:
godofslams:
thisispopularprivilege:
Popular privilege is thinking you’re funny for saying “Naruto is shit,” even though Naruto has saved hundreds of people’s lives.
North Korea is as important as a reality TV show....
anarchowario:
Anybody who obsesses over the latest developments in North Korea is just as admirable as your average Dr. Who or Homestuck fan. Any military action by North Korea is on par with a celebrity sex tape. Everybody freaks out for a little bit and then it doesn’t matter.
Tune in next time for more adorable antics from great leader! It’s “That’s my Juche”! Thursdays on CNN, MSN, and...
1 tag
4 tags
anarchowario:
strippers-and-coke:
anarchowario:
Man I sure do love not being British and not getting beheaded by Muslims in broad daylight.
Pretty sure self-defense is illegal in Britain too. At least against immigrants, I dunno.
if only everyone had a concealed firearm at all times, then we’d be safe like they are in America
3 tags
dovne:
sexualfavours:
IT’S FUN TO STAY AT THE
tawnyshine:
cowboybeboop:
viste:
cowboybeboop:
reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it
IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST
only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan
YAHOOLIGAN
dysenterygay:
i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame
undesired-pageblood:
emotionalfossil:
bubonickitten:
0ptimuspenguin:
ambieheartsturtlep0rn:
capitolresident:
Let’s play a game called ‘Stay up late and hate myself in the morning’
‘on a school night’ edition
with unlockable bonus round ‘finals week’
expansion pack: ‘don’t do anything productive’
DLC: ‘Client Projects Edt’
Survival Mode: Parents ON
